Wednesday, January 1, 2014

A Weird Trick for 2014 Resolutions

Today is the day when I usually compile some resolutions. And usually, those resolutions are mere exercises in wishful thinking. However, I've just discovered a weird trick for 2014 Resolutions.

Here they are:

1) Use the word term "weird trick" in a gratuitous fashion in a blog post

2) Smoke half as much in 2014 as I did in 2013

3) Learn something about the Internet

4) Be nice to people I like

5) Avoid things I dislike

6) Think about things

7) Ask questions

8) Listen to people who agree with me

9) ...

10) Ask folks on the Internet what I should write for #9

1 comment:

Those more worthy than I: